CIVILIAN OBSERVATION UNIT · EXPERIMENT 001

THE FORECAST
IS ABSURD.

A small instrument for a very dramatic planet.

Boomer optimism. Doomer certainty. HAOPS bureaucracy.
Four independent signals. One suspiciously enthusiastic audience.

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Browser demo: explicit screen sharing + local OCR.
Extension: DOM first, removable stickers, rolling weather.

KitiKat in a lab coat: It's just a mirror.

HAOPS
CERTIFIED™

45°N / HUMAN SYSTEM CONFIRMED

NO ACCOUNTSNO REMOTE CLASSIFICATIONNO SCREENSHOTS SAVEDOCCASIONAL LAUGHTER

OFFICIAL SOUNDTRACK / UNOFFICIAL SCIENCE

New wave. Same panic. Turn it up.

A personal art project by Tomislav Rupić, made for fun. An album and a local-first tool for watching civilization occasionally lose the plot.

YouTube loads only when you press Play. Detector analysis stays local.OPEN ON YOUTUBE ↗

01 / INSTRUMENT BRIEFING

Four signals.
All can be wrong
at the same time.

We measure patterns in rhetoric and systems. A label describes the content—not the person who posted it.

CHANNEL 01

BOOMER

JUST BUILD IT™

When capability becomes wisdom and technology is expected to solve everything automatically.

CHANNEL 02

DOOMER

EVERYBODY PANIC™

When uncertainty becomes catastrophic certainty and fear starts doing the work of evidence.

CHANNEL 03

HAOPS

NOBODY PLANNED THIS

Individually understandable decisions. A collectively ridiculous system. Sometimes there is no mastermind.

CHANNEL 04

COHERENCE

GOOD SHIT™

Evidence changes a mind. Opposing groups solve something together. Useful tools preserve human choice. Applause where it is earned.

02 / LIVE CALIBRATION DESK

Feed the instrument.

LOCAL RULES / NO UPLOAD

Try a specimen or write your own. This text test runs entirely in this page.

OBSERVATION TEXT

Experimental English pattern rules, not a trained reasoning model. Scores are satirical intensity settings, not probabilities. Context and paraphrases can be missed.

03 / TAKE IT INTO THE FIELD

Leave it running.
Let civilization
do the rest.

The extension reads newly visible article text, skips unchanged content, and adds small removable stickers. Its corner HUD reflects recent visible observations. Sound starts only when you enable it.

Download and unzip the extension.
Open chrome://extensions (or edge://extensions), enable Developer mode, then choose Load unpacked.
Select the unpacked folder. Open an article, click KitiKat, then Start on this tab.

Chrome desktop tested. Edge targeted but not separately verified. The browser demo is the original screen-sharing detector; the extension carries all four weather dimensions.

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An instrument.
Not a verdict.

Legitimate risks are still legitimate. A detected pattern does not prove stupidity, malicious intent, or that a political position is invalid. HAOPS is about system structure.

GitHub Pages delivers the site and static assets. Screen pixels and text are processed on your device. No app telemetry, accounts, browsing-history upload, or remote inference. Your browser still makes ordinary hosting requests when loading the site.

The screen demo requests sharing only after you click Start. Choose the article tab and check the capture preview. Laughter samples are local; the final Croatian voice is a synthetic stand-in.

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